hm, shoes:

if they wear heels they are probably gay
if they wear dress shoes with jeans they are gay
if they wear cowboy boots with jeans they are hicks from the south or stuck in the 80s
if they wear really old ugly gym shoes (trainers) - they have poor hygiene lol
if they wear brand name shoes they are snobs


shirts:

if they wear dress shirts they either come straight from work or they are trying too hard to impress
if they wear button down dress shirts they are attorneys, bankers or real uptight snobs
if they wear t-shirts with slogans they are slobs
if they wear t-shirts with patterns they are gay
if they wear t-shirts with band names they are juvenile

note: all this is utter garbage and I barely hold a shirt or shoes against a guy - barely

what can you tell about girls and jeans vs. skirts?