I've said.......? i dunno I just go on absolutely mad rants at times when I'm drunk n everyone thinks pretty much everythign I say is funny.

One that springs to mind was a mate from colleges house I was at and there was a bird there that was a total pain in the arse. nice pair of tits but the absolute embodiment of cliched angsty punk twat who would sit goign on about the state of avril lavigne dressing like that to look rebellious when she was dressed exactly the same.

can't remember exactly what I said (the onslaught went on for about 20 minutes) but i absolutely destroyed this girl with my wit and point n apparently i was so funny half the people had to leave the room cos they were laughign too much.

V is bellitling twats one of your hobbies too?