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Old 12-13-2008, 06:15 PM
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Aww, merci beaucoup!

My French stalker has buggered off home now, I can walk the mean streets of Edinburgh free from fear now!
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My French stalker has buggered off home now, I can walk the mean streets of Edinburgh free from fear now!
This has given me a great idea for a new TV show! Instead of Wife Swap we can have "Stalker Swap"!

I have your stalker for 2 weeks and you can have my two stalkers forever
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This has given me a great idea for a new TV show! Instead of Wife Swap we can have "Stalker Swap"!

I have your stalker for 2 weeks and you can have my two stalkers forever
Depends, exactly how bad to your stalkers smell?

Hang on, if you only get mine for 2 weeks, eventually I'd end up with 3 stalkers? NOT FAIR!!!!
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Depends, exactly how bad to your stalkers smell?

Hang on, if you only get mine for 2 weeks, eventually I'd end up with 3 stalkers? NOT FAIR!!!!
One of them smells ok, the other one has real poor breath.

Hmm ok, scrap Stalker Swap, let's do 'Blind Stalker Date', we'll hook up the 3 stalkers together.
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Good plan, Pokey Guy will most certainly enjoy that. Can we also send them to Guatemala to film it?
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You say that now, but with all the merchandise/songs/tv shows Chica and I have we'll be millionaires and you'll be working in Asda

Chica - no idea where that place is but sounds like a great idea.
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You say that now, but with all the merchandise/songs/tv shows Chica and I have we'll be millionaires and you'll be working in Asda

Chica - no idea where that place is but sounds like a great idea.
No, because I'll be gaining a lot of the money from that because I will be going to the press saying you're my cousin and I have loads of stories about you!
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Central America- it means we don't have to smell them.

And hells yeah, we will be amazingly rich. Come on, we have our own BOOK!
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