[Goldsausage]

Hmm. Well, with all the money we just made I'm sure we could encourage/bribe a few people

Oh and have you seen that new insurance advert with Alice Cooper? About him changing his name. I bet Billy Idol is real jealous, he changed his name as well! I think this could be a good plot for the next book!

[Chica Guacamole]

I haven't seen that advert yet! But we really should get cracking on the sequel, while there is still interest in the story.

[Goldsausage]

Good idea, I'm running outta money already.

Wait, did we even finish the first story? Ah well, it'll keep the readers guessing...forever.

[Panda]

What is this story that will keep me guessing forever?

[Chica Guacamole]

"Along Came A Billy"- One man's struggle to survive in today's fast-paced world. It brings tears to the eyes, it really does.

[Goldsausage]

It's a page turner! I couldn't put it down.

[Chica Guacamole]

I have read it over and over and over and over....it really changed my life

I'm actually bummed right now, one of my lectures was cancelled, and it's the one that has the hot lecturer

[Goldsausage]

Least you got a hot one. I have two fat ones, one really old one, one male one and one average sized young woman who shares the same interests as me but she isn't hot enough to risk her own career for.

[Chica Guacamole]

Poor you
The Hot Boy count at Heriot Watt has gone up considerably since Semester 1. I saw at least 5 hotties today, this makes me very happy.

[Goldsausage]

I see barely any hotties anymore, except for the ones in my class. Oh and the girl on the bus, took me ages to gather up the balls to talk to her the other day, then my mate got in there before me, but then he started insulting Man United so I forced myself into his and her conversation, she laughed at something I said then I was about to say something but we arrived at college.

And I never saw her again...no really, I didn't.