Yes, lying by text is very easy. But also very STUPID AND COWARD-ESQUE.
Umm...socks keep my feet warm and I do like to be naked But there's something bout walking round in just your boxers that feels good.
So boxers

And if you pick out and buy me the boxers you won't complain that they're girly next time you're in them
Um..this is hard. Thinking of questions that is. Italian or Chinese food?