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Originally Posted by phoenixy
It's so good to know that everyone agrees that Jon will live forever.
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From the Vienna show thread last summer, written by Ticos_stick:
"The year is 2050. A robot called Tico2000 counts the band in as Wembley stadium hosts Bon Jovi: This Retirement Home Is Not For Sale Tour. The entire stadium is seated as the aging crowd slowly tap their knees as holograms of Richie, David and Alex (RIP) play the intro to Bon Jovi's latest top 1000 single 'I'm In Love With Money"
Jon glides out onto the stage on his segway and gives one of his trademark smiles but his teeth fall out. He quickly pulls another set from his pocket and tries to work the crowd "I see a lot of old faces here tonight! I ain't leaving this stage until my colostomy bag is full baby!"
"1,3,5,2!"
Dementia has truly set in and Jon doesn't know how to count anymore but everything is fine because the band are programmed and the crowd are too old to notice."
In all seriousness, knowing how much Jon really seems to be in love with money, who knows how long he's going to continue killing his legacy even from now on