Oddly enough, very little of this applies to me. Am I not a real man?

1. NAMES: I'll refer to people by their name
2. EATING OUT: I'll offer to help pay for it, and if I pay for all of it, I'll take the change back.
3. MONEY: I prefer to buy stuff, even stuff I need, only when it's on sale.
4. BATHROOMS: Doesn't apply to me.
5. ARGUMENTS: I'm pretty good at winning them in real life.
6. CATS: I like cats. I'm starting to not like dogs though, only because their owners don't chain them and they chase me.
7. FUTURE: I worry about the future all the time.
8. SUCCESS: I don't know how I'd define success for myself.
9. MARRIAGE: Doesn't apply to me.
10. DRESSING UP: Funerals, weddings, work, otherwise, I don't dress up. Maybe I'll throw on a button-up shirt if I'm going somewhere where I might run into someone I want to make a good impression on.
11. NATURAL: I look like I fell asleep in a tree in a windstorm when I wake up.
12. OFFSPRING: Doesn't apply to me and hopefully never will.
13. FINAL THOUGHT: I think I can agree with this.

Adrian