Those were excellent Tash, very funny stuff!

Any examples from people of “anti-wisdom”? really dumb things that you thought or never understood until quite late on in your life?

My most obvious instances of being really stupid was never really putting any thought into why “the news” was called “news” until I was 19 … I just never made the connection and took it as a quite independent noun.

Also really didn’t get who was hunting what in the phrase “I’ll hunt you down like a dog” until I really thought about it. I’d always read it like a simile as opposed to how it was supposed to be conveyed D’uh

Any more howlers? Don’t say I’m the only thickett out there