don;t forget the aftershave kev.


after my exams I had 2 pints n went home I was just kinda glad I could relax now n didn't feel like getting rattled

but i digress

if you reallllllly want to get messed ktlee up order a couple of flatliners, I was at a gig a while ago with some mates and gave one of them to a guy I know who's in a wheelchair, I swear he would been on his arse in seconds if it wasn't for his chair.

EDIT: actually just spring that one on your mates, don't tell them what it is or they won't drink it.



V







tequilla, a drop of tabasco sauce and zambuca (can be done with vodka but tequilla does the trick better)