being the resident ego-tist I'll give it a bash.

I'm genuinely a nice guy most of the time ie if I'm being nice to you, it's because I mean it. i don't waste my time being nice to folk I can't be arsed with.

to bash an old chestnut. i'm funny. People laugh with me enough for me to ascern this as a fact.

Not necesarilly always beneficial to me but I tend ot be the "protector" of my group of friends so if anything bad is happening to someone I know I'm usually the one trying to solve it and I'm the exact same with anyone I go out with. being an intimidating cheeky cunt has it's benefits at times

Look away kids: I'm a considerate lover. I won't let a session end without her.... use your imagination, even if i haven't.

I've never cheated on anyone in my life and I don't see that changing anytime soon.