As for my own 5 reasons for someone to love me... Hmmmmm. Tough one, tough one indeed.

1. If I love you, I'm loyal and faithful.
2. If you love me and win my trust, "like a stiff drink when you need it, I'm good at being bad..." Or so I should hope anyway, haven't heard any complaints so far. Giving pleasure to the one I love is both fun and exciting (as in arousing).
3. I'm pretty laid-back and down-to-earth so you can be completely yourself in my company (i.e. no "keeping up appearances" needed when you're with me).

Well, three out of five is pretty good, I suppose. I could've written something about being funny or being "not-exactly-your-average" 30-year-old, but whether those are good things or bad things depends on the viewpoint, I guess.

Edit: After "sleeping on this" last nite, I came up with the following...

4. I'm gentle and tender and love to cuddle up in your arms.
5. I'm honest but I also aim at being diplomatic, meaning that I try not to insult anyone with my honesty. If I can't find a nice way to say something, I'd rather not say it at all.