A completely useless topic :)

1. Damn! As if I screwed my chances with the girl of my dreams by not telling her how I feel when I got the chance. As if she ignores me now, and she's happy with someone else now leaving me depressed.

2. Lots of college work to do. Better get a move on before I go on holiday in five weeks.

3. Gotta go to work tommorow and Saturday.

4. Work sucks, but Charlotte maybe working. She seems to like me and may cheer me up again.

5. Get home from work on Saturday and go out drinking, and hope I'm sober when it comes to playing Cricket the next day.

- why will my alarm clock wake me at 6am tomorrow?
- I shouldn't forget setting my alarm at 6am instead of 6pm like I did last wednesday
- tomorrow's gonna be a long day
- but one more day and it's weekend!
- interesting... useless topics always do pretty well over here

I really shouldn't be smoking after I just got my tongue pierced.

I have to do something about my hair before I go to work.

Should actualy be getting ready for work not sitting at the computer.

Oh crap - it's Mother's day in 2 days and I haven't got my Mum anything.

That's all

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced

to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to

squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its

body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the

length of a football field..

(30 minutes... lucky pig..... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

If I hear one more thing about a pig I will seriously pee myself.
Oh my goodness......

-Boy, now I'm thinking about that pig.
-It's cold in here, I should probably turn down that fan.
-My mom said I have food posioning!
-I dont understand why I am so happy because I have food posioning..
-Damn pig.

* Yay Less Than Jake Concert tonight in Liverpool yeaahhhh
* Debating what to have for lunch
* Cant be arsed going into work this afternoon
* I fvuking wish this cough would go away
* ahhhhh, sh1t, i gotta go n get ready..got so much stuff to do for tonight...

* life sucks
* I have been kicked out of school!
* i have no money
* i have no home!
* life sucks even more..

...

1. when is it finally 2 pm and I can go home (I'm still at work)
2. how can someone stop RSBoard Mom, the mod of Richie's official messageboard, from playing God over there and banning people for no reason (I found out that I am banned yesterday even though I haven't posted there for a couple of days, she even couldn't give me a real reason).

yours
Chris

1 - why he's not here ?
2 - i want to see BJ
3 - i hate this weather
4 - i smoke too much
5 - i'm tired of all these troubles everyday