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Old 08-27-2003, 09:15 AM
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These were in an email I received;

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known
family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:


Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gayb rother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay ...............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

Pusay...............the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute

More will no doubt be discovered.
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:29 PM
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That reminds of that one about "no sh*t" and all of his relatives.
I would really like to read that again if anyone has it.
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Gudlay..............the prostitute
I wondrer where she is now??. I love to meet her.
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I wondrer where she is now??. I love to meet her.
You want to meet prostitutes!!
Come to Amsterdam!!

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Gudlay..............the prostitute
I wondrer where she is now??. I love to meet her.
You want to meet prostitutes!!
Come to Amsterdam!!

Tash
you've got some fit prostitutes! they're all scabby over here.
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Gudlay..............the prostitute
I wondrer where she is now??. I love to meet her.
You want to meet prostitutes!!
Come to Amsterdam!!

Tash
you've got some fit prostitutes! they're all scabby over here.
They are rather nice, aren't they???

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Gudlay..............the prostitute
I wondrer where she is now??. I love to meet her.
You want to meet prostitutes!!
Come to Amsterdam!!

Tash
you've got some fit prostitutes! they're all scabby over here.
They are rather nice, aren't they???

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The world is a scary place when people start to compare hookers. :P
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haha! the class difference between british and dutch strippers/prostitutes is huge!
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haha! the class difference between british and dutch strippers/prostitutes is huge!
I never knew!!!!
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