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01-13-2004, 09:47 AM
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A little joke that doesn't hurt...
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'" "He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'" "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."  Ponrauil
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01-13-2004, 10:02 AM
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D.Barry:"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." M.Brooks: "If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country." Only dead fish go with the flow.
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01-13-2004, 04:06 PM
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life can only be understood backward — it must be lived forward
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01-13-2004, 04:26 PM
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And now it's just sad that whatever we had, ain't worth saving ...
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01-13-2004, 06:26 PM
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i've heard that before. but thanx anyway
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01-13-2004, 06:34 PM
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I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
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