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Old 11-04-2003, 08:55 PM
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a barman puts a sign up for a waitress in his pub.

3 girls apply for the job and get interviews.

he asks them what they would do if they found a tenner lying on the floor just next to a customer.

1 said she'd give it to the customer cos it was probably his

the 2nd said she'd put it in the till for the pub

and the 3rd said she'd keep it for herself, finders keepers.

so which one did the barman hire????




































the one with the biggest tits
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Old 11-04-2003, 08:56 PM
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Don't think this is funny...
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Old 11-05-2003, 12:09 AM
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not bad jim mate not bad
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Don't think this is funny...
^ doesnt have big tits.
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Don't think this is funny...
^ doesnt have big tits.
Lol I was thinking exactly the same.

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Old 11-05-2003, 12:48 PM
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For people who are easily offended, (some) Christian Americans who think they're PC and don't have a sense of humour, or people who aren't intelligent enough to appreciate the following as jokes, do not read the rest of this post.

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What is the best thing about molesting a 10 year old girl?

Flip her over and you have got a 10 year old boy.




Why did Hitler kill himself?

Because he saw the gas bill.




Man: Have you heard about the party?
Woman: What party?
Man: The one in the back of your throat, and I'm the only one coming.




What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson fvcked little boys in the arse.




And I may get into trouble for the next joke, but I believe that I am unracist enough to appreciate the racistness of this joke, and thus find it amusing.

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N1ggers.




If you read this far and feel like complaining, then you didn't pay attention to my warning.
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Aloha !

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Man: Have you heard about the party?
Woman: What party?
Man: The one in the back of your throat, and I'm the only one coming.
This one is very funny.

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half were good, half were shit.
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Don't think this is funny...
^ doesnt have big tits.
Lol I was thinking exactly the same.

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I found it funny and i don't have big ones :P
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Old 11-05-2003, 09:24 PM
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as richie said...some good..some bad...thanks for posting
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