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Old 11-06-2003, 11:13 AM
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Girl asked God " Why you made Guys so good looking"?

God said " So you can fall in love to him, get married to him and bore childrens".

Again girl asked God " But why did u make them so stupid?"

God replied "So he can fall in love ,get married, have children and take the suffering of u".
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:05 PM
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Girl asked God " Why you made Guys so good looking"?

God said " So you can fall in love to him, get married to him and bore childrens".

Again girl asked God " But why did u make them so stupid?"

God replied "So he can fall in love ,get married, have children and take the suffering of u".
Never heard this one

Well, it's funny, completely wrong of course, but funny
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Old 11-06-2003, 04:24 PM
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Man: Have you heard about the party?
Woman: What party?
Man: The one in the back of your throat, and I'm the only one coming.
This one is very funny.

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I found that very funny too
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