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Old 01-30-2003, 01:10 PM
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(This isn't my doing, I received it from a friend via e-mail)

Girl Poem

A poem for us....


I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
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this is sooooo great i gotta send it to my friend right away
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Old 01-30-2003, 01:18 PM
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same here, but i don't have so many friends who can understand english ...
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So funny!
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That's silly! a great poem!!
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It's a really nice poem!
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Bah, feminism sucks!

Keep On Rockin'
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BUT NOT ME!!!
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Old 02-02-2003, 01:56 AM
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Bah, feminism sucks!

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it sounds like Goose
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Quote:
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon
-at least we look any different when we come out

Quote:
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
...how true

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Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
although i'm male but that's great!

Quote:
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
To get up a chick
an other possessed
Quote:
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you ****!?!
you'll make A LOT of friends with that...
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Old 02-04-2003, 12:17 AM
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Bah, feminism sucks!

Keep On Rockin'

it sounds like Goose
What do you mean 'it' sounds like Goose? 'It' has a name you know!

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