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04-30-2003, 02:53 AM
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A tribute to ARM HAIR
Sung to the tune of whatever you want (so long as it has an anthemic chorus!)
ARM HAIR Mummy never loved him Said she just wanted to be friends Daddy turned his back and walked away The tragedy it never ends Took up a life of writing Just to avoid the fighting Chorus: He is Arm hair Not short and curly Like a pubic hair A naughty clown Without his underwear Don’t kick him out Because that isn’t fair What the world needs now Is more Arm Hair..... The worlds gone crazy It seems to roll from worse to bad Now he’s been kicked off Jovitalk It’s made his life all the more sad He’s a one man crusader Not an alien invader Chorus: He is Arm hair Not short and curly Like a pubic hair A naughty clown Without his underwear Don’t kick him out Because that isn’t fair What the world needs now Is more Arm Hair..... Bridge: Flip Flop Flippety Flap I just wish he’d come back Pim Pam Pimmety Pom Even though he’s hung like a newborn Turtle Necky Turtle Neck He’s not playing with a full deck Clip clop clippity hey But I don’t want him to go away…… Chorus: He is Arm hair Not short and curly Like a pubic hair A naughty clown Without his underwear Don’t kick him out Because that isn’t fair What the world needs now Is more Arm Hair....... Copyright - Crushed Tunes 2003 
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Don't throw away the past Its what makes time fly Don’t let the dark clouds Take away the blue from the sky Lyrics by Adrian and The Hellman 
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04-30-2003, 03:08 AM
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lol funny!
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04-30-2003, 03:09 AM
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I always knew that you were a talented fellow!!!
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Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.
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another Arm Hair !!!!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooo 
