Sung to the tune of whatever you want (so long as it has an anthemic chorus!)

ARM HAIR

Mummy never loved him
Said she just wanted to be friends
Daddy turned his back and walked away
The tragedy it never ends

Took up a life of writing
Just to avoid the fighting

Chorus:
He is Arm hair
Not short and curly
Like a pubic hair
A naughty clown
Without his underwear
Don’t kick him out
Because that isn’t fair
What the world needs now
Is more Arm Hair.....

The worlds gone crazy
It seems to roll from worse to bad
Now he’s been kicked off Jovitalk
It’s made his life all the more sad

He’s a one man crusader
Not an alien invader

Chorus:
He is Arm hair
Not short and curly
Like a pubic hair
A naughty clown
Without his underwear
Don’t kick him out
Because that isn’t fair
What the world needs now
Is more Arm Hair.....

Bridge:
Flip Flop Flippety Flap
I just wish he’d come back
Pim Pam Pimmety Pom
Even though he’s hung like a newborn
Turtle Necky Turtle Neck
He’s not playing with a full deck
Clip clop clippity hey
But I don’t want him to go away……

Chorus:
He is Arm hair
Not short and curly
Like a pubic hair
A naughty clown
Without his underwear
Don’t kick him out
Because that isn’t fair
What the world needs now
Is more Arm Hair.......

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