Ages..

Oh my, let me just reach for my big book of crazy tales. And just gimme a minute or two to calm myself down aswell

LOL just let me sit on your lap and we will see wot pops up!

oh i thought it wos funny

is everyonr ignoring me or something??

Not eveyone I guess

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Wot is wrong with you?

Right, here we go....

Once upon a time, a wee Scottish laddy was skipping on across the highlands when suddenly the young child encountered what can only best be described as fourteen fully clothed Gabon Gorillas. As you can surely imagine, the scottish boy was a little unnerved by this situation. I mean, where exactly in the scottish highlands do you expect to find 14 dressed giant monkeys wondering like the most primitive of nomads? So the boy, thought to himself...."Hmmm......How queer"! And proceeded like nothing was going on. However,the largest of the gorillas stood sharp in the boys stead, towering above him like a mantle of death! Then the gorilla spoke!

The words came booming out of his mouth, not like a god of the Greeks, but more like a Bradford steelworker! "We're from the deep recesses of Yorkshire" (You see, they were Northern Monkeys!!!) "Where are all the cockneys? We've come to destroy their Apples and Pears!"

The boystared at them in disbelief! Then slowly, sounding confused and bewildered, replied "This isn't the South, this is Scotland"! Your compass must be upside down!" So the gorillas, moaning and grumbling, proceeded to head in the opposite direction, not even so much as acknowledging the boys help, to destroy all of the cockneys staircases!

The boy, returned to his local village, where he told the tale of the 14 Gabon gorillas to his fellow inhabitants. But nobody believed him, because, I mean, who the hell would believe a story like that?!!!

The end!

Hehehe, I can think of a couple of things!!

Most guys only have one

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