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Old 08-16-2003, 12:44 AM
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I'm bored, make me laugh at how stupidly bad your jokes are. I'll start off with one:

A hole has appeared in the wall of the female locker room at the local leisure centre. Police are looking into it.
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Old 08-16-2003, 12:47 AM
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there are quite some bad jokes in various topics at the mo look for example @ "anyone else bored on a friday night" or "most underrated bon jovi songs" (general bj discussion)
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Essex girls jokes always go down well. Heres one;

How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?

Tell her that the drinks are on the house


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How many Essex girls does it get to take to screw a lightbulb?
Just one, Essex girls will do anything.

I told that to one of my friends earlier (a girl), and needless to say I wasn't very popular.
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How many Essex girls does it get to take to screw a lightbulb?
Just one, Essex girls will do anything.

I told that to one of my friends earlier (a girl), and needless to say I wasn't very popular.
very true, espcally the ones in ilford!
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How many Essex girls does it get to take to screw a lightbulb?
Just one, Essex girls will do anything.

I told that to one of my friends earlier (a girl), and needless to say I wasn't very popular.
very true, espcally the ones in ilford!
I thought it was funny, but then I'm not from Essex!

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How many Essex girls does it get to take to screw a lightbulb?
Just one, Essex girls will do anything.

I told that to one of my friends earlier (a girl), and needless to say I wasn't very popular.
very true, espcally the ones in ilford!
I thought it was funny, but then I'm not from Essex!

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How do Essex girls switch the light on after having sex ?

They open the car door :P
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Can we do some blonde jokes or will they offend?
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