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Old 07-19-2005, 08:46 PM
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Your lover is a cheat!

I am sooooo disappointed Couldn't he shag someone with a little more integrity????
Yeah, I know! I'm applying for the job as we speak!
LOL - Way to go
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Dear Jude,

herewith I like to apply for the position of your children's nanny, which became vacant very recently.

Of course I have a few skills, which make me absolutely perfect for the job - please find them listed below:

* I'm orally gifted
* I'm available 24/7 - just give me 5 mins for a quick shower
* I have enough experience in this area
* I'm willing to learn more, if you're willing to teach me
* I don't mind other positions as well
* I'm understanding - won't freak out if you call me 'Sienna' instead of 'Alex' occasionally
* don't mind travelling - I'm always in for a good ride

I'm sure you'll understand that there's no need to look any further. As a special bonus, I don't mind watching after your kids every now and then.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Best regards,

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how would i insult a word by saying it was 'ghey'? its irrelevant whether the word exists or not. ur probably trying to be clever and all 'intelligent' but dude it just isnt working
I'm not trying to be clever, I honestly don't know what you mean by ghey, I could only assume you were just syaing it was a stupid word or something
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LOL!


Unfortunately, you may have to address this to the ex-wife as she seems to do the hiring and firing. Good news, I heard the skank got fired because the ex wants someone a bit older to look after the children - it's a shoe in for you


Why are men soooooo dumb?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/16963;_yl...9mBHNlYwMxNjk3
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Better pic than the one that came with your article (ok, the hair is yuck, but scroll a little down for Jude's special feature) :

http://brilliance.nu/gallery/display...lbum=306&pos=1
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Better pic than the one that came with your article (ok, the hair is yuck, but scroll a little down for Jude's special feature) :

http://brilliance.nu/gallery/display...lbum=306&pos=1
my gosh she is so cute. I want her hair!

(oh and his hair is indeed BAD)
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Poor Jude, its her fault for leaving him at home for too long
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thats life :P
indeed it is - men are nothing but whores!
Hey it takes two to tango and she knew the situation
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thats life :P
indeed it is - men are nothing but whores!
Hey it takes two to tango and she knew the situation
oh please! Who wouldn't want to sleep with Jude (except me of course as I really don't see the attraction) - you really cannot blame her. Wait - yes you can - I never said she was any better. I just wish there was a guy that actually could keep his pants zipped when confronted with a beautiful woman ready to go. In my dreams - I know.

I did think he looked too sensitive to be such a man whore though *sigh*
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thats life :P
indeed it is - men are nothing but whores!
Hey it takes two to tango and she knew the situation
oh please! Who wouldn't want to sleep with Jude (except me of course as I really don't see the attraction) - you really cannot blame her. Wait - yes you can - I never said she was any better. I just wish there was a guy that actually could keep his pants zipped when confronted with a beautiful woman ready to go. In my dreams - I know.

I did think he looked too sensitive to be such a man ***** though *sigh*
looks can be decieving, I for one cannot understand how a man can do that, one should be faithfull on all accounts, that is what true love is about.







ahh f*ck it I would have done the same.
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