1. Best things in life are free
But you have to pay to enjoy it.

2. Every dog has its day.
But every man only has night.

3. All fair in love and war.
Except falling love in war.

4. Money can’t buy happiness.
But u can’t be happy without money either.

5. Winning is not everything.
But losing all is not everything either.

6. Early birds catch the worm.
But late birds get home delivery.

7. If Love is mistake.
Then marriage is suicide.

8. Everything that goes up has to come down.
But everything that stays down won’t go up.

9. If Love is religion.
Then Sex is salvation.

10. When Good things in life are free, why people pay for bad things?
Coz they won’t get kick out of free things. :P