Another proof they should stay the hell out of other countries and sort out there own mess first

The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415

In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

You may not educate dogs.
(yeah because educated dogs are a threat for national security)

It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American"

people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck;

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost

In Boston, Massachusetts it is illegal to take a bath unless instructed to do so by a physician.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

It is illegal to sleep naked.


just a few examples

And then the US goverment is moaning & bitching about our drug, abortion, euthanasia & prostitution laws for years.