What a strange place..here's some things you may or may not know about America

1) Dont try and cross the road, its far too ****ing risky! You stand and wait for 5 minutes, then the white man shows for about 3 seconds...and cars try and run you over when you finally start to cross.

2) Battered steak for breakfast will make you feel ill. Thanks IHOP !

3) Most Americans seem suprised to actually find that English people actually exist, but once they get over the intial shock of it they are nice enough.

4) Yes, most Americans arent very clever (especially at geography). But very pleasant.

5) George Washington invented crop rotation...apparently

6) Beer tastes like piss

7) Hooters is ace !

If you're under 21, its shit ! (luckily Im not..) One our of Sgt Majors, who is 35 got ID'ed..