Any French Person Please Help

IM DESPERATE FOR HELP, ANY FRENCH PERSON PM ME!!!!!

I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!

ferme la bouche

What do you want ?

Hey Gaz try this:

"le chien a mangé mon travail"

no for 1 your sctoosish and two my dogs on a diet!

Dude, I have no idea what you just said.

ill put it in a more presentable way, the scottish way and the 'dude' way ok?

no thanks

1. you are scottish
2. my dog is on a diet


noo me laddy youuu are scotish an me dog alreadyy ate ma wee haggis from the stove.

WOOOOW dude i mean c'mon youre a scot! PS i fed my dog extasy this mornin an its spaced out WOOOW



i know what youre thinking- too much spare time

gaz

oh an no offence to any dudes!!

oh and scotish!

THOMAS ANDERSON 'UN COULES THE POULES!'

LOL

now i really do have too much spare time

PS i think thats right???

poulet is chicken by the way, dont ask about the coulet unless your 18

gaz

First of all you gaz (That’s French for gas btw… maybe your parents knew something about you even if you don’t know who they are)

1) It says Location: Scotland… this could well be different from Nationality, nob-boy.

2) I think you are probably making a piss-poor stab at “enculé” … I would love to see your face when you get your GSCE French back.

3) Since you had me labelled as “sctoosish” the other day I guess your English is also funked. There is no shame in seeking help for learning difficulties, the earlier you catch these things the better.

4) You appear to be replying to yourself in this thread, not all together a bad idea… why don’t you stay here posting to yourself and let the adults talk in peace.. and if you are looking for a good “Sctoosish” phrase.. “come back and argue me when yer baws have dropped.”

CLASS!!!!!!!!!