ill put it in a more presentable way, the scottish way and the 'dude' way ok?

no thanks

1. you are scottish
2. my dog is on a diet


noo me laddy youuu are scotish an me dog alreadyy ate ma wee haggis from the stove.

WOOOOW dude i mean c'mon youre a scot! PS i fed my dog extasy this mornin an its spaced out WOOOW



i know what youre thinking- too much spare time

gaz

oh an no offence to any dudes!!

oh and scotish!