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Old 08-24-2003, 03:55 AM
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What's got 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Old 08-24-2003, 03:56 AM
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Okay... that's just sick.. but I'm bored so it's funny!

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i had a cool joke once and after telling it i turned and said to my mum

"mum i want to to be a comedian when im older"


she just looked at me and said "everyone will laugh at you son"








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Believe me, it could've been much worse!
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Believe me, it could've been much worse!
Try me... like I said... I'm bored... watching Friends.. but still bored...

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Old 08-24-2003, 04:01 AM
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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers!

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers!
That actually made me laugh!!!

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What's green and goes down a hill??

A skiwi!!

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I'm coding video files so I'm bored also.

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