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Old 08-24-2003, 04:09 AM
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How do you make a baby drink?

Put it in a blender!
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I'm coding video files so I'm bored also.

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that for me


only joking

what can we all do together

first person to suggest and orgy wins btw...
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Great!! Start a really controversial topic and we can discuss!! Had too much wine to think...

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Great!! Start a really controversial topic and we can discuss!! Had too much wine to think...

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No such thing as too much wine

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Nah - one of the shares on the Pay it Forward Board said it was a PAL SVCD (House of Blues). All I saw on the CD were MPEG files not DAT files so I'm dragging them to my HD and then burning them as VCDs. Everyone else is having trouble playing them so that may be why.

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Old 08-24-2003, 04:20 AM
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Great!! Start a really controversial topic and we can discuss!! Had too much wine to think...

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No such thing as too much wine

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Wow... you think like me!!!
Let me just pour myself another glass!!

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you're driving on a road with a speed of maybe 5 miles per hour,
on the right side there is a fire engine driving exactly in you speed
right in front of you there is a huge pig
and just some feet behind you there is a helicopter flying very near to the ground.

what do you do?
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stop drinking and go off of the children merry-go-around!



this is not my best-english-day
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guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks

Guy asks the bar tender to watch the ducks while he goes for a wee

Barman says to the first duck " whats your name", first duck says " my names Huey" and what you been doing today Huey? ask the barman "I've been sliding in and out of puddles all day"
Barman asks the second duck, "whats your name",second duck says " my names Duey and i've been sliding in and out of puddles all day",
"thats nice" says the barman, he turns to the third duck and says "and what might your name be" third duck turns round and goes "F*** off my names puddles and i've had a crap day"

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