my sister's getting a card with this one it for Christmas this year:

i thought long and hard about what to get you, you've got tonnes of perfume and books and stuff. i then realised the one thing you don't posses is a live goat so i asked santa to bring you one. unfrotunately the old drunkard sent Bob (the goat) to africa by mistake so a family there have decided to keep him. hope you don't mind





i want my own goat :'-(