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Old 05-09-2003, 07:11 PM
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I just got the Losing Grip single by Avril, i know i'm gonna cop a bit for that but she is one of the better new talents going around at the moment. Here is a quote from another fan, which is what I happen to agree with;

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It’s Maha Slippy Jenkins, your Oval-headed Wonder, your Internet Warrior, your fellow Avrilutionary…

So I went to an Avril Lavigne concert a few weeks ago – and before you laugh at me, let me just say that I am not ashamed to dig Avril Lavigne. I am not ashamed that I spent 35 dollars to see Miss Lavigne run across the stage and sing about how her life is so complicated. I am not ashamed to like a Canadian.

Avrilutionaries like myself are being chastised the world over for supporting a girl who is supposedly no less of a corporate concoction than Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera. But does anybody truly care whether Avril is brought to you by McDonalds? They shouldn’t.

Avril Lavigne deserves respect for two reasons: 1) She can sing. 2) She’s not a slut.

Avril doesn’t lip-sync. Britney’s concerts are built around her inability to sing live.

And while we don’t really know whether or not Britney and Christina are actual sluts, there is irrefutable photographic evidence that these two girls definitely dress like sluts. It’s hard to take them seriously when they’re practically naked. Avril is definitely not a slut, and doesn’t even come close to looking like a slut because she wears a tie. My dad wears a tie and he is not a slut. So….

AVRILUTIONARIES UNITE!
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