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Old 08-27-2003, 10:10 AM
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Default axl rose,britany spears & saddam hussain in hell!!

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-if u don"t find this joke funny,it ain"t my bitch coz like all the jokes i"ve stole it from somewhere


& the door opened......what a ****in place" screamed axl in his most irrogant voice....britany became little scared & saddam said something in his language..."okkk this way ya bunch of filthy loosers " said 1 creature...1st door was opened & saddam was pushed in the room...in the room there were countless creatures ready to suck the blood from saddam"s body.."saddam,you sucked blood of your people all your life...now here"s you gotta pay the price buddy.."...before axl & britany could hear saddam screaming..that creature locked the door...then it was time to go for axl..the creature pushed him in the 2nd door....there was mixture of 500 car hornes,3999 guiters & 300 blasts...**** ,i can"t live here.lemme out" said axl....but he couldn"t..."axl,how the **** u can scream like that..u made lots of people def..here"s you gotta pay the price buddy....now britany was real scared..."i didn"t do anything..alway went to church...justin"s affair is a rumour u know...i"m still" said britany.."shut up" said the creature....finally the 3rd door was opened & what britany saw was strange...a man with twisted white hair was counting something in the paper...."come on here,u slut...."...now the creature siad in a high tone... "mr einstein"..ey u einstein"..."yes" said the old man..."you made the rules of who noone can understand..,..you eat the brains of all scientists...you gotta live with this empty headed ,no good dumb blonde..here"s the place you gotta pay the price buddy"
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Old 08-27-2003, 10:37 AM
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She's called "Britney"....
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Old 08-27-2003, 10:47 AM
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in hell it"s called "britany"
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Aloha !

Yeah that's why was thinking right away too. And your avatar is on the shirt I'm wearing now. (the guns thing)

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Old 08-27-2003, 11:12 AM
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in hell it"s called "britany"
Ok, I see. Don't have much experience with hell-stuff
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:49 PM
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Aloha !

Yeah that's why was thinking right away too. And your avatar is on the shirt I'm wearing now. (the guns thing)

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i have that kind of t-shirt 2..we have so much in common
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Old 08-28-2003, 12:24 AM
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Slash is a poser. look waht shirt he is wearing in your siganture.
I bet that's another reason AXL doesn't want him anymore.

Sorry i screwed the topic but i don't like such jokes!
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Old 08-28-2003, 08:23 AM
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it"s a funny cartoon..i made it a joke.....& slash rocks ..i love his dressing style....he prefers to wear black & white t-shirts...& chex t-shirts....& izzy never gave him that hat...
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