Back from Blackpool

what a week man.

drink for 15 hours solid on mondey from 9am till 3.

almost got the jail for nicking an ad board from a pub and smashing up their toilets.

battered an arsehole from an amusements for trying to rip off one of my mates little sisters pals

me n a mate got us all barred from another pub for being totally rat arsed

invinted a new shot called TIMEBOMB. half vodka, half absinthe. 2 of those bad boys and a few pints n u'll be rolling home.

got a nice little bit of sunburn thanx to the lovely weather

bought some nice "toys" for my girlfriend

and did some major catching up with her last night


was an excellent week

almost forget.

prior to mike mcrocks and kevUK's views. after a week listening to the darkness non stop i can now confirm that they are the best thing since oral sex was discovered.

forgot that i found out one of my girlfriends pals from work is getting divorced too and found out a "friend" of mine had an abortion.

drank alot of absinthe. my memories not exactly on par just now.

no one even cares

no they don't actually :P

that really is nothing...

Jim,

Did you enjoy the Foxhall and The Manchester???

or was one of those the pub you "broke things"

our B&B was on the road that the manchester was on lnthym st or something it was called.

never went into there or the foxhole, seemed a bit to upper class for a bunch of deviants like us

the place we smashed up will remain nameless to protect the innocent but it happens to share the same name as a famous english footballer/ commentator/ crisp endorsee

You what???????? it has lesbian action strip shows there every hour lol. Its so not upper class, its a dive, cheap beer, and ummm yeah.

Poor bloke, you have to check it out if you go next time

and when ur 15 hour binge involves 3 bottles of lambrini, several pints of cider, a bottle of vodka, some budweiser and several shots of absinthe it is something when u can still walk home yourself

shit man only thought the strippers came out at the weekends. ah well. the crazy scots was a pure dive, looked like somewhere u'd find in spain i actually fot the guy was joking when he told us we were barred :P