what a week man.

drink for 15 hours solid on mondey from 9am till 3.

almost got the jail for nicking an ad board from a pub and smashing up their toilets.

battered an arsehole from an amusements for trying to rip off one of my mates little sisters pals

me n a mate got us all barred from another pub for being totally rat arsed

invinted a new shot called TIMEBOMB. half vodka, half absinthe. 2 of those bad boys and a few pints n u'll be rolling home.

got a nice little bit of sunburn thanx to the lovely weather

bought some nice "toys" for my girlfriend

and did some major catching up with her last night


was an excellent week