2004 will bring you heartache and pain, unless you bow down and worship my name... (just kidding - comit vomit)

Most of you have the worst usernames I have ever seen. They make me want to puke up all my insides including my kidney.

Allmike, my dear old, silly little indian friend, you still crack me up! All this talk of sex,HAHAHA and then when I saw RichieW's pics, I almost pissed my pants! Wahahahaha! You are a little hottie RichieW3040.

I was extremely disapointed by the JoviTalk Awards, none of you deserved to win, because you are all poofda's, I hope you are all still worshiping me, there are so many songs under my belt now, Thomas Anderson, dear Thomas Anderson.

And who the fick is the member with that stupid dragon pic, ahhh, take it away.

Thomas Anderson

(Part 1)
He walks into his bedroom, looks up towards the ceiling
puts his hands into his pants and gets a strange little feeling,
"If I am the One, then why do I have such a horrible bum?"
For it is covered in blisters and warts and things full of puss.

...to be continued


all the ladies on here (you know who you are), thankyou for sending me all the *you know what* You are all so very sexy, mmmm.... touch my toenail... pick it, pick it, get the grit out.... ahhhhh....