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Old 05-02-2003, 06:18 PM
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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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Old 05-02-2003, 06:20 PM
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Honestly ?? ..................

Well, it's very good
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Just as my computer finished loading the page, as slow as it is. I get inundated with reply's...................I mean it wasn't me! Really!
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What the hell we fighting for?
Just surrender and it won't hurt at all
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While your waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:25 PM
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The damn cardboard box is all wet from the rain. Looks like i dont have the box now.
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In the shadow of the mushroom cloud
Convinced our voices can't be heard
We just wanna scream it louder and louder louder
What the hell we fighting for?
Just surrender and it won't hurt at all
You just got time to say your prayers
While your waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:32 PM
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Rosscoe, you're crazy man (Like in Crazy but Funny)!!! Do you live in Canada? That must explain it....
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Rosscoe, you're crazy man (Like in Crazy but Funny)!!! Do you live in Canada? That must explain it....
can't you read?
he lives in OZ
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Rosscoe, you're crazy man (Like in Crazy but Funny)!!! Do you live in Canada? That must explain it....
can't you read?
he lives in OZ
busy busy with all these pm's from all these men after weeks
excuse her
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:48 PM
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Rosscoe, you're crazy man (Like in Crazy but Funny)!!! Do you live in Canada? That must explain it....
can't you read?
he lives in OZ
busy busy with all these pm's from all these men after weeks
excuse her
Yeah I get like 1000 a day. I think I might start a fan club and get some secretaries to answer my mail!
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:50 PM
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Rosscoe, you're crazy man (Like in Crazy but Funny)!!! Do you live in Canada? That must explain it....
can't you read?
he lives in OZ
busy busy with all these pm's from all these men after weeks
excuse her
Yeah I get like 1000 a day. I think I might start a fan club and get some secretaries to answer my mail!
hahahaha ............... she is sooooooooo funny too
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