I worked as a hostess at the Ground Round Restaurant in my younger years, but....

One time the Ground Round Clown called out, and ermm..they needed someone to stand on the highway and wave at the kids. Sucker that I am, I put on the makeup, outfit and red afro wig and stood out on the highway and waved to people. Needless to say, I was given the finger by one passing car and asked to blow someone in another, so I went inside defeated and hung up the red wig forever. It was a sad day.