this is seriously funny stuff.

Some info required please... The Maestro - 68th post - 17 May 2003 18:13
....when rangers fans sing 'simply the best' what words do they sing when the verse starts ?? I can never make it out on the tv, can anyone inform me ??
re: Some info required please... Tam Duncan - 1574th post - 17 May 2003 18:18
Haven't heard Gers fans sing that for ages. It was only ever sung when the club played it - and they don't any more. [reply]

re: Some info required please... The Maestro - 70th post - 17 May 2003 18:20
But what were the words they used ?? [reply]

re: Some info required please... Alba Highlander - 1859th post - 17 May 2003 18:25
I CALL YOU WHEN I NEED YOU AND MY HEART'S ON FIRE YOU COME TO ME, COME TO ME WILD AND WIRE YOU COME TO ME, GIVE ME EVERYTHING I NEED [reply]

re: Some info required please... Patrick Mullan - 654th post - 17 May 2003 18:40
Okay Alba, send me your address. [reply]

re: Some info required please... Alba Highlander - 1896th post - 17 May 2003 18:47
Aye right, so you can come round and pan my windows in. [reply]

re: Some info required please... Patrick Mullan - 657th post - 17 May 2003 18:56
Alba! Such cynicism. (Anyway some knuckle-dragger would have done it long before I got there). [reply]


Print out and keep phrase guide David Bell - 134th post - 17 May 2003 11:38
Here's some useful Spanish phrases for all Sellick supporters going to >Seville.... > >One plate of potatoes please >una placa de patatas satisface > >This is my first time I´ve been abroad where can I cash my Giro >ésta es mi primera vez al exterior donde puede el efectivo de I mi giro > >Where can I get a young boys bottom for hire >donde puedo conseguir a muchachos jóvenes fondo para la venta > >Dont change my bed linen I´ll only pi'sh the bed again tonight >no cambie mi lino de cama que mojaré esta noche solamente la cama otra >vez esta noche > >Lock up your young boys there are priests amongst our support >trabe para arriba a sus muchachos jóvenes allí son muchos sacerdotes entre >nuestra ayuda! > >Vote Labour and George Galloway, god bless Iraq >el Labour del voto y George Galloway el dios bendicen Iraq > >Where's the nearest chapel I haven't seen inside one since my christening? >donde está la capilla más cercana, no he visto el interior uno desde mi >bautizar > >Where is the nearest hospital I have a small mammal stuck up my back passage >Donde está el hospital más cercano yo tenga un mamal se pegó encima de mi >trasero pasan > >I don't really like Guinness I just drink it because I'm a kid-on Irish >Realmente no tengo gusto de nombre que apenas lo bebo porque el irlandés >Hope this helps lads and remember leave the ETA flags at home. [reply]

re: Print out and keep phrase guide Garry Bhoy - 15th post - 17 May 2003 11:48
Here's an English phrase you will definitely never need to use. 'I'm a Rangers fan off to watch my team compete in a European Final.' No need to ask that you leave your union Jack at home, because you're not going anywhere. Literally!! [reply]

re: Print out and keep phrase guide David Bell - 135th post - 17 May 2003 11:57
Thats rich-a Tim telling me how to speak English?? [reply]

re: Print out and keep phrase guide Garry Bhoy - 20th post - 17 May 2003 12:11
Celtic have been known this season for speaking the English, playing the English, and Beating English. [reply]

re: Print out and keep phrase guide Garry Bhoy - 21st post - 17 May 2003 12:12
Celtic have been known this season for speaking the English, playing the English, and Beating the English. [reply]

re: Print out and keep phrase guide insane genuis - 130th post - 17 May 2003 13:55
poor quality post david bell. i got this in an email a few weeks ago. im glad u know how to cut and paste [reply]



cant make it 2 seville john mccusker - 3rd post - 17 May 2003 13:48
cant make it to seville as have to go to florida with the missus and her son on the saturday but heres some useful phrase for those who are making the trip
Dos cervezas por favor - Two pints of lager please

No hay huns en Europa - No Huns in Europe

Penalti - penalty!

Abuso de alcohol - Alcohol Poisoning

Donde está el hospital - Where is the Hospital?

He gastado todo mi dinero - I've spent all my money

¿Por donde se va a Glasgow? - Which way to Glasgow?

He perdido mi pasaporte - I've lost my passport

Quisiera hablar con un abogado por favor - i would like to speak to a lawyer please

Por favor, no se lo diga a mi esposa - Please don't tell my wife

Enfermedades de transmisión sexual - Sexually Transmitted Diseases

No son mis drogas - They're not my drugs

Sólo se lo estaba sujetando a un amigo - I was just holding this for a friend

Extinguishos los cigarillos por favor orits los autobus fromerillo Cardiff por dos et dos amigos? - Please put out your cigarette or we will arrange a bus from Cardiff for you and your friends

stamos en la final entretanto los Huns se quedaron en casa y se joroban - We are at the Final while the Huns stay at home and weep

Vamos a por nuestro segundo título europeo - We are going for our second European title

Por favor, dondé está el Estadio - estoy demasiado boracho- Please, where's the stadium – I am too drunk to find my way

Donde están los aseos, por favor? Me estoy meando - Please hurry, where the hell are the toilets?

Hola guapa, quieres que cambiamos camisetas? - Hey sweet cheeks, would you like to exchange shirts?

No tenemos entradas para el partido - We don't have any tickets for the game

Nos dejan ver el partido en su bar? - Do you allow us to watch the game in your pub?

Cerveza o lo que sea, por favor - Beer, whatever - disnae matter..

Mi abuela puede jugar mejor que usted - My granny can play better than you