Postcard fae Jack jack's maw - 4th post - 16 May 2003 14:03
Postcard from Jack.
A’right Maw,

Pur ded brilliant here maw, bit they crisis loans don’t go far. Jist as well a saved up on the ginger bottles. Huvnae managed tae score yet bit they wee senoritas are classy stuff. Weathers brill maw, am huv’n tae use factor 92, thought Id play it safe wi ma freckly coupon and ginger napper. Here Maw am pickin’ up the lingo, last night ah said tae this wee Spanish burd “conseguir tu chicle redondo ma plums”, aye, bit she gied me a wee smack in the chicles. Tell the boys “Hasta la semana próximo”, missing you already allblubber…. Jack,… yer wee lambchop xx [reply]

Jack Simpson Jack's Da - 1st post - 16 May 2003 16:05
Where is he?
I come home fae a wee night, er few days refreshements and find something missing. Ma stash a' cash!! 3 pension books fae they deid old codgers doon the stair (mentul note, smell is gettin' honkin', must move carcasses) and that wee scrote is away - wi ma fake ticket anaw!!!

The wife? She's aw luvy duvy wi the wee gimp, says he away oot wi his mates n won;t be back fur a while.Ah know she's lying cos he disnae huv any mates! The wan guy he hung aroon wi wuz blind, wi nae sense a smell and he whent when he tried to light his cooker when he hid a gas leak.

So ah come on here, efter providing masel wi this lovly wee lap top thingy (thanking you Dixons) and whit dae a see??? He's away to Spain!! wi ma ticket n ma cash!

And then I come hame the day and find a postcard fae him tae her!! "Wee Lambchop"????? I'll ******* cut his wee lambchop aff him!

Any of you'se see him let me know.

Ye canny miss him, hes got red hair, freckles, wears a celtic top and huz ma green white n gold sombrero - should be easy to spot er there!!

oh and there might be a load a flies anaw, don;t worry, thur jist efter the fungus oan his back. [reply]