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07-29-2003, 07:20 PM
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Check out this ebay ad!!!!
Sick world we live in......this was actually posted on ebay.
 I will kick your ass. Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions: 1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me (after all, you bought the ass kicking) 2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine) Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you do not live close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely at random. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave. Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vunerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well. I will accept check, money order or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even. 
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07-29-2003, 07:35 PM
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Take a look at my webpage -> www.thesedays.de.sr
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07-29-2003, 07:37 PM
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Lol, I wonder how many people will bid?!
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07-29-2003, 08:00 PM
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what the hell ... now talkin of sold souls ... thats a pretty damn sold-out soul
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07-29-2003, 08:27 PM
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i was wondering that too Edwin. I wanna see this for myself
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07-29-2003, 09:56 PM
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Did anyone bid??
Reminds me of that joke about losing weight, anyone remember it?? I'm really bad at jokes... Tash
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Still it's a 
