crazy germans

ok, this guy dropped into my irc room (#heman on quakenet) tonight


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<spongie> spongebob ur a fan from die serie
<The-Mongoose> ?
<The-Mongoose> are you german
<The-Mongoose> ACTHUNG??
<spongie> moep k my english is bad
<spongie> ive got no dictonary (wrong 4 sure) beside ...
<spongie> ah a wrote die lol
<spongie> omg
<The-Mongoose> MEIN KULI IST KAPUT!
<spongie> lol
<spongie> ur english mk
<The-Mongoose> :]
<spongie> achtung !
<The-Mongoose> ;]
<spongie>
<spongie> Next Target for us and the US, France and Germany, curse them
<spongie> ??
<The-Mongoose> hehe
<The-Mongoose> it means America is going to bomb them
<spongie> curse is something bad isnt it?
<The-Mongoose> yes
<spongie> but us has no money anymore
<The-Mongoose> :]
<spongie> so they need mr saddams oil
<The-Mongoose> hehe
<The-Mongoose> saddam is gay
<spongie> jeah 4 sure
<spongie> k u can bomb france because of the lang but not german :
<The-Mongoose> jawohl mein herr commandant*
<spongie> ^^
<spongie> ur playing games of thw wwII arent U ?
<The-Mongoose> mein gott!
<spongie> lol
<spongie> Y do u know?
<The-Mongoose> acthung! der tommy
<spongie> achtung ^^ :P
<spongie> ah k
<spongie> krauts
<The-Mongoose> LoL !
<spongie> i dont think its a bad word
<spongie> for germans
<spongie> but what is a bad word 4 brittons?
<spongie> god shave the queen
<spongie> oops my english is soo bad
<The-Mongoose> hehe
<spongie> schröder suxx
<spongie> tonz
<spongie> tony loves george w bush
<spongie> ^^
<spongie> hehee
<The-Mongoose> !
<spongie> or tony is a robot of george
<The-Mongoose> l o l
<spongie> he always does the same
<spongie> inst he?

strange people..

Could you translate that?

goose your german is quite impressive

Achtung, mein kuli ist kaputt.

Well, at least the grammar was (nearly) right.
And who cares about the sense?

hehe. i like goose, he's such a nice lad. likes different languages and all

he he !!

poor goose

Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it alright.

lol

I took German at GCSE, but thanks to us having THE WORST TEACHER EVER I only got a D. It was not even 2 years ago, and I can hardly remember any of it, lol. All we ever seemed to learn was how to describe ourself, and how to order food, lol.

at least you wouldn't have to starve here

I guess not, lol. Although like I said, I can't remember much;

I think hanchen is chicken, so if I could remember that, I'd be OK, lol.