Originally Posted by jovilaura_fi

Mum: "Sometimes God is so unfair!"
Laura: "Mum, you aren't religious, why do you always bring up God just in situations like that, it's got nothing to do with God's will."
M: "You're right, I've always been a satanist."
L: "MUM!!! You're not a satanist!!!"
M: "No, I said a fatalist!"
L: "Oh, right, you scared me there for a second. I couldn't imagine you in a black rope sacrificing animals and burning candles..."