A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "Well," says the
vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and
examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm
going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
No, because he's really heavy"

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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
Dolly:
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Man walks into the doctors and says:
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.
Doc says:
" That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
Man :
"Is it common?"
Doc:
"It's not unusual."

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