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03-27-2003, 10:54 AM
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Downside to Happy Hour
Downside to Happy Hour (it's not only for Goose ... ) you know who you are
 -You lose arguments with inanimate objects. -Your job is interfering with your drinking. -Youre doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. -Career won't progress beyond the court. -You sincerely believe alcohol to be to elusive 5th food group. -Two hands and just one mouth - becoming a huge problem. -You can focus better with one eye closed. -The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. -You fall off the floor... -Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger! Screw dinner! - At AA meetings you begin with: "Hi, my name is ...uh ...". -Your idea of cutting back is less salt. - You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm - Roseanne looks good. - That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
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03-27-2003, 11:34 AM
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03-27-2003, 02:02 PM
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 Mr. Pale Ale. :P
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03-27-2003, 02:02 PM
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Those are hilarious!
 Thanks!!
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03-27-2003, 02:16 PM
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 Cheers, Jess. They're hilarious 
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