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Old 03-27-2003, 10:54 AM
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Downside to Happy Hour (it's not only for Goose ... ) you know who you are


-You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

-Your job is interfering with your drinking.

-Youre doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

-Career won't progress beyond the court.

-You sincerely believe alcohol to be to elusive 5th food group.

-Two hands and just one mouth - becoming a huge problem.

-You can focus better with one eye closed.

-The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

-You fall off the floor...

-Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger! Screw dinner!

- At AA meetings you begin with: "Hi, my name is ...uh ...".

-Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

- You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm

- Roseanne looks good.

- That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
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Old 03-27-2003, 11:34 AM
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Lol Jess...

These r funny!!
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Very good, jess, thanks!
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At AA meetings you begin with: "Hi, my name is ...uh ...".
Lol Jess...

These r funny!!
We know you can relate Mike... Mr. Pale Ale. :P
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Those are hilarious! Thanks!!
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At AA meetings you begin with: "Hi, my name is ...uh ...".
Lol Jess...

These r funny!!
We know you can relate Mike... Mr. Pale Ale. :P
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Cheers, Jess. They're hilarious
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sounds like some people i know... (p.s. not me )
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At AA meetings you begin with: "Hi, my name is ...uh ...".
Lol Jess...

These r funny!!
We know you can relate Mike... Mr. Pale Ale. :P
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downside to happy hour is the basic flaw that it isn't happy at all
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