Dumb things that your parents have said to you.

Maybe instead of being a sausage jockey you could try going out with girls, see if you like it

hmmmmm says the guy who has a bigger love for dolby surround sound than chicks.... just cos the girls dont like me doesnt mean i dont like them

who said they dont like you? :P

Probably every singly one he's spoken to

k well tell neil im not gay please, iv never made a pass at him so i think he's just jelous lol

no, your def. not gay

I'm only having a joke dude. I know you're not gay, it's just a running thing me and a couple of my mates have, calling each other gay all the time...it's really immature, but funny.

so you like being called gay? neil do you like being sla[[ed on the arse too?

No and No...just funny to make jokes about it, even though we know none of us are gay.

bet you got all tingly when i mentiond getting slapped on the arse

i think im gona puke.....