embarassing drunken antics?

I can think of a few:

- Pissed up after a night out on holiday in Faliraki (Greece). We had little get together and a few more drinks ourside at the hotel near the pool side. They opened the bar for us, and I decided that it was too expensive, so I left for my room to get my beer out of the fridge. On way way past the pool I saw a football, and thought it would be a good idea to throw it and hit my mate Johnny on the head. The shot was a great aim, but he ducked at the last minute and the ball crashed into the table and knocked over everybodies drinks. So I had to buy a round of drinks for 8 people, that cost me around 30 euros.

- Said to a girl that I really like her silver tits, when I meant to say that I liked her silver top. She kinda lost interest in me.

- Rubbed up against a girl with the whole night club watching me. Apprently I was trying to rape her, but obviously that was a joke.

- Thought it would be a good idea to jump out of a bedroom window at a house party.

- On way back to a friends house after a night out. Me and another guy saw a huge water pipe. I said "You reckon we should take this pipe up to Danny's house?" He said, "Yeah good idea!", so we ran off up the street carrying this massive water pipe all the way up to my friends (Danny) house. We then thought it would be a good idea to stand it up in the front garden. Got it half way up, but it was too heavy so we dropped it and it went straight through the nextdoor neighbours window. It was about 2:30 AM, and we legged it. :P

windows r bad things. a guy i went to college with popped a couple of eccies a couple of months ago and decided he wa sinvincible so he jumped out of his window (his flats omn the 3rd floor) needless to say he was on crutches for a while

Most of my antics would get me banned from here if I posted them. Had a bad experience with tequila. We were doing shots and I spilled the entire thing on my shirt. Someone put my shirt in the dryer and one of my guy friends gave me his shirt. That same night, when I came home, my brother and I were watching Conan O'Brien and I told him that my friend looked just like him. I then proceeded to fall up the stairs on my way to bed

Stephanie

k probably the worst thing ive ever done is come in totally ****ed out of my nut when i was sixteen though i cant even remember it. anyways my mate ended up staying for some reason and he says i climbed all over him in the middle of the night to get out of the room.

then he heard a conversation that went something along the lines of:

dad to my mum: is jim steaming

mum: i dont think so why

dad: cos hes tryign to do the toilet in the hall

(insert noise of urine hitting a basket full of clean washing)

i literally dont remember anything past 10 o clock that night but apparently it happened tho i know worse things that people have done.

on the other hand ive some how managed to knock a 6"4 rugby player on his arse with one punch after drinking close to a bottle of southern comfort so im pretty proud of that one.