I've got my own stories but can't be bothered telling those so i'll tell you one about my friend... recently he was outside a graveyard at 1am and a girl came up to him and asked "are you looking for a girl?"

anyway...

We'd been for a meal in the hall of the college on a friday and I'd gone off. He stuck around though and after the pub went to the JCR with friends. He woke up 2 floors above the JCR at 6:30am in the toilet cubicle wearing just his boxer shorts. He must have sleptwalked. He collected his thoughts and realised his clothes must be in the JCR: looked through the window and there they were. Of course he couldn't get in the room though because his keys were in his trouser pockets and he was locked out. So he had to run across college on the gravel paths at 6:30am to wake a neighbour up to borrow their keys so he could run back to get his trousers. If he'd woken up 30 minutes later he'd have had a lot of Japanese and American tourists to deal with also.