Mon the English.

I'm just explaining to Richie about the abuse I was getting in the pub last night.

Several intelligent reasons for me not to support England:

"We're not British they don't want to be British so we shouldnt support them"(woman sitting in front of a 10 foot screen with dozens of Union Flags in the background)


"have you no seen Braveheart? Thats history that is" (Some mad 70 year old guy who must be a high profile figure int he world of history)


*incoherent mumble* enbglish bastards *more mumbling* (guy past the point of no return with regards to alcohol consumption.)