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Old 02-13-2003, 12:05 AM
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There is no difference - we kicked your butt's in both!!!!!!

C'MON AUSSIE C'MON!!!!!!

No excuses boys - we beat your best!!! Owen, Beckham, Ferdinand, James, Scholes, Neville, Cole etc..........


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! :P :P :P
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There is no difference - we kicked your butt's in both!!!!!!

C'MON AUSSIE C'MON!!!!!!

No excuses boys - we beat your best!!! Owen, Beckham, Ferdinand, James, Scholes, Neville, Cole etc..........


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! :P :P :P
oh no, my sweet owen lost and beckham

you aussies suck
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I'm a w_nker
I'm a w_nker
I'm a w_nker, yes I am
But I'd rather be w_nker
Than a boring Pommie fan!
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hmmmmm, I'd like you to recall the 5th test of the ashes!!!!! (i'm forgetting the first 4 of cource!)

You kinda got the feeling that the regulars wanted to play that as much as the Aussies wanted to be subjected to British weather! There was no heart out there in the first half (I missed the second)....

Australia still suck, it's just that England tonight sucked even more!

All credit to Australia though, they were up for it, and gave it a go against their superiors!
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hmmmmm, I'd like you to recall the 5th test of the ashes!!!!! (i'm forgetting the first 4 of cource!)

You kinda got the feeling that the regulars wanted to play that as much as the Aussies wanted to be subjected to British weather! There was no heart out there in the first half (I missed the second)....

Australia still suck, it's just that England tonight sucked even more!

All credit to Australia though, they were up for it, and gave it a go against their superiors!
Hellman puts down his guitar, picks up a violin and begins to play some sombre funeral music in anticipation of the many lame excuses he predicts will find it's way to this forum from the poor english sods who cannot accept the fact that their team was beaten.... soundly! :P
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lolz!!!

Aussie Aussie Aussie.....
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Well, it seems increasingly more apparent that the Aussie's win, but only on pills. Sean Warn - sent home. Mark Bosnich - fired, and disgraced after taking drugs - Ian Thorp (come on, he's got to be on something to swim like that!)....

You can understand the shock though. We're 1 for 3 agains Australia... not unusual..... BUT THIS IS AT FOOTBALL!!!!!

Also, you may be able to beet us at rugby, swimming, cricket, now football (although I don't think we should count one off's!)..... But you wouldn't stand a chance waving a snooker cue at Ronnie!!!
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Owen, Beckham, Ferdinand, James, Scholes, Neville, Cole etc..........
er Beckham / Owen maybe

but Rio / david-wank-james / Gary EVERYONE HATES ME Neville and Ashley Cole

are not our best players..
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plus Owen hasnt been in form for 4 months at least


oh yeah and cricket is total shit so no-ones bothered if we lose :]
Didnt see your lads at the world cup last year either..

and half of your team are English citizens anyway - Lazaridis, kewell, Schwarzer, Aloisi, Marc 'Fat Git' Viduka
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