about the most i manage is a coupla pieces of brown toast and a cup of tea and even that's a rarity either because i don't have the time or i'm not hungry but nothing can beat the mighty fry up.

Ulster frys are the best followed closely by scottish frys then english get disqualified on account of having tomatoes and shit like that in it. due to drunkeness of a high calibre i cant even remember what goes in a welsh fry but im sure it was good too.